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Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 11:46

Post by magpie » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 11:46am

Post by magpie by magpie Sep 2016 16 11:46

Telephone call to our office,

We have a child with ink all over his face and hands, could you send a Caretaker to help him out please :icon_eek:
You are only as young as your knees let you feel.

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 11:51

Post by Drone » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 11:51am

Post by Drone by Drone Sep 2016 16 11:51

Can`t go disturbing the TAs or INAs during their coffee breaks, can you.

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 12:00

Post by Keyolder » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 12:00pm

Post by Keyolder by Keyolder Sep 2016 16 12:00

I’m convinced they don’t even think about it and just contact the person they know that solves all the problems in the school…
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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 14:58

Post by RL » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 2:58pm

Post by RL by RL Sep 2016 16 14:58

I actually hate the idea that people think they can "send" you anywhere.
If anybody tries to send me, I go nowhere, if they ask politely, I'll normally oblige.

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 15:16

Post by madleee » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 3:16pm

Post by madleee by madleee Sep 2016 16 15:16

I tell you what, I will come and sort the ink out if YOU carry on unblocking this toilet...
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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 16:38

Post by Lucastone1 » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 4:38pm

Post by Lucastone1 by Lucastone1 Sep 2016 16 16:38

magpie wrote:Telephone call to our office,

We have a child with ink all over his face and hands, could you send a Caretaker to help him out please :icon_eek:
And what did you do?

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 17:41

Post by ManontheMoon » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 5:41pm

Post by ManontheMoon by ManontheMoon Sep 2016 16 17:41

HAHAHA!! Brilliant. What did you do??

I was once asked to sort out a child that slopped an entire bowl of custard down his jumper and in his lap. I did deal with it.... i asked the boy to scrape the custard back into the bowl and go to the office for a change of clothes. Why couldn't a lunch supervisor think of that?? :banghead:

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 17:47

Post by trout39843 » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 5:47pm

Post by trout39843 by trout39843 Sep 2016 16 17:47

So did you help him put more on or new designs? SHARPIE TIME!!!! :icon_badgrin: :icon_badgrin:
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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 16 22:43

Post by magpie » Fri, 16th Sep 2016, 10:43pm

Post by magpie by magpie Sep 2016 16 22:43

Lucastone1 wrote:
magpie wrote:Telephone call to our office,

We have a child with ink all over his face and hands, could you send a Caretaker to help him out please :icon_eek:
And what did you do?
Absolutely nothing except laugh :icon_badgrin:
You are only as young as your knees let you feel.

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Re: Silly request of the week

Sep 2016 17 06:45

Post by bobbyjo » Sat, 17th Sep 2016, 6:45am

Post by bobbyjo by bobbyjo Sep 2016 17 06:45

I always like the one with the swarm of bees/wasps/flies, etc.

"hello............. HELLO !!!, is that the caretaker??"

"yes dear.......what's wrong what's wrong " !!!!

"quick quick!! there are loads of bees in my rooms, they are flying about all over the place"

"ok ok ok, I will be there in 2 minutes with my chop sticks! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:icon_badgrin: :icon_badgrin: :icon_badgrin:

what on earth does she expect me to?????????? apart from make a phone call.
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