I'm a parking warden now

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May 2019 16 17:16

Re: I'm a parking warden now

Drillbit.........slowly and "ninja" like back away from the gate, keep in the shadows and dont make a noise, you might frighten the herd.

When sufficiently far enough away, walk swiftly to the nearest safe haven and dont look back, never look back.

Once there, congratulate yourself that you survived to live another day. Dont ever go down to the gate again, but if you have to, take at least three people with you so you can form square to fend off any attack. The herd gets confused against any number greater than 2 or is divisible by 2.

Keep safe.
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