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Coat at the ready

Jan 2019 11 07:48

Post by Jubbs » Fri, 11th Jan 2019, 7:48am

Post by Jubbs by Jubbs Jan 2019 11 07:48

What is an ig ?

A snowhouse without a loo.


The Inuit asked their family leader in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.
Not really knowing an answer, the leader replies that the Winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the leader went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter."
So the leader goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Eskimos are collecting wood like crazy!"
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Jan 2019 11 08:10

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Post by JohnE875 by JohnE875 Jan 2019 11 08:10

Like it [Happy.png]
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Jan 2019 11 08:38

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Post by Andrew by Andrew Jan 2019 11 08:38

[Big grin.png] [Big grin.png] Excellent.
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Jan 2019 11 11:18

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Post by Lucastone1 by Lucastone1 Jan 2019 11 11:18

Didn't guess it. Very good. [Like.png]

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Jan 2019 11 11:18

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Jan 2019 11 14:44

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Post by lesbedford by lesbedford Jan 2019 11 14:44

gone one i liked it [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png]
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