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Jan 2019 11 07:48

Coat at the ready

What is an ig ?

A snowhouse without a loo.


The Inuit asked their family leader in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.
Not really knowing an answer, the leader replies that the Winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the leader went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter."
So the leader goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Eskimos are collecting wood like crazy!"
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Socrates
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Milton Berle
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because they want to do it. D.Eisenhower

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Jan 2019 11 08:10

Re: Coat at the ready

Like it [Happy.png]
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Jan 2019 11 08:38

Re: Coat at the ready

[Big grin.png] [Big grin.png] Excellent.
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Jan 2019 11 11:18

Re: Coat at the ready

Didn't guess it. Very good. [Like.png]

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Jan 2019 11 11:18

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Like it [Like.png] [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png]
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Jan 2019 11 14:44

Re: Coat at the ready

gone one i liked it [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png]
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