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Gigantor
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Sep 2020 15 09:14

Something to think about

After finding a huge Boris in my cupboard this morning, my mind works in strange ways, I thought to myself

"If it were possible, How would this fella wear trousers?"

I then found this image online to help me in my decision.

I think it would be the legs and abdomen covered. However this would mean that the spider would have to be naked to build a web...

Has anyone else any other ideas
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Sep 2020 15 09:16

Re: Something to think about

What have you been smoking! -Crazy.png-
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Sep 2020 15 09:48

Re: Something to think about

UnderPaid wrote: Tue, 15th Sep 2020, 9:16am What have you been smoking! -Crazy.png-
I don't know, but i would like some -Cool.png-
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Sep 2020 15 10:07

Re: Something to think about

Not been smoking anything.

I think it's something to do with the constant hand washing and sanitising
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Sep 2020 15 10:40

Re: Something to think about

Gigantor wrote: Tue, 15th Sep 2020, 10:07am Not been smoking anything.

I think it's something to do with the constant hand washing and sanitising
Have you been drinking it?
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Sep 2020 15 11:06

Re: Something to think about

Now that takes me back. Lyrics "Boris was a spider" The young uns on here will not have heard of that one!
Boris the spider by The Who. -Success.png-
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Sep 2020 16 07:52

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Eddy wrote: Tue, 15th Sep 2020, 10:40am Have you been drinking it?
Of course not, it'll react with the bleach that Mr Trump suggested that we consume...
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Sep 2020 16 07:55

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You mentioned Boris and Trump, now go wash your mouth out. -Crazy.png-

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EBJ wrote: Wed, 16th Sep 2020, 7:55am You mentioned Boris and Trump, now go wash your mouth out. -Crazy.png-
With bleach or sanitiser? I'm so confused now -Confused.png-
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Gigantor wrote: Wed, 16th Sep 2020, 7:56am With bleach or sanitiser? I'm so confused now -Confused.png-
No a good tall glass of cold beer is the remedy i would sugest, stay safe. -Wink.png-

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Sep 2020 16 09:12

Re: Something to think about

i think the solution would be for him to wear separate hose - medieval (C13-15th) - single leg type, all tied together on it's back. they don't have feet in either, so shouldn't restrict his movement.
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Sep 2020 16 11:35

Re: Something to think about

Gigantor wrote: Tue, 15th Sep 2020, 9:14am After finding a huge Boris in my cupboard this morning, my mind works in strange ways
I used to think a little weird like this after Bourn sealing an exceptionally large games hall in the summer when I was a young assistant. Not much ventilation in that hall, and I would usually end up with a headache afterwards…
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