Bank Holiday bad joke weekend

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thecaretaker
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May 2021 28 16:58

Bank Holiday bad joke weekend

On Friday, I went into town and popped into my bank. I was writing out a paying-in slip when this sweet old lady comes up and asked if I could help her check her balance.
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So I gave her a push and she fell over.

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May 2021 28 18:02

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I got an emergency call from a CO..
She said she was cold all over except for her backside and she had gone blind.....
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Turns out she had sat on the radiator with the air con on max and the lights weren't turned on for her in the morning... -Big grin.png-

Have a great holiday good people -Like.png-
i'm going to need a bigger bucket! -JawDropped.png-
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May 2021 29 09:53

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I keep telling people I’m a compulsive liar, but they never believe me… -Scared.png-
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it... -Crazy.png-
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Jun 2021 01 23:01

Re: Bank Holiday bad joke weekend

buy her flowers majorgeeks.jpg
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