Jesus is watching you

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Apr 2021 05 11:09

Jesus is watching you

A Burgler broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the television out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he grunted at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of person would name their parrot Moses?'
The kind of person that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.

Vérité Sans Peur
(Truth Without Fear)
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