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Oct 2021 23 13:32

No Sprout About It

There is one born every minute.

Old, but still made me smile and wonder... Are we the only folk with common sense?

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Oct 2021 23 13:35

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Love his mother’s comments at the end! -Big grin.png-
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Oct 2021 23 13:51

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Sounds about par for the course with a Farmers' Market.

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Oct 2021 23 16:53

Re: No Sprout About It

Can anyone really be that stupid?
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Oct 2021 23 18:17

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Drone wrote: 23rd Oct 2021 at 4:53pm Can anyone really be that stupid?
During a half term we had some corporate bankers doing some volunteer work for half a day at the school, mostly clearing weeds and brambles from an abandoned flower bed. They were junior trainees that needed to complete some volunteer work for a tick box exercise in order to advance in their careers.

There was some wooden fencing attached to a wall that needed to be dismantled and disposed of, I asked one of the bankers that was just standing around watching to get a screwdriver from the toolbox and start unscrewing the fencing. He gave me a blank look, so I handed him a screwdriver, the blank look continued and he said, I’ve never used a screwdriver before how does it work?
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Oct 2021 25 11:51

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Dragonrider wrote: 23rd Oct 2021 at 1:35pm Love his mother’s comments at the end! -Big grin.png-
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Oct 2021 25 15:41

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what a prized plum on the plus side could make a teacher
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