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Jan 2022 30 12:36

Breaking News: Sue Gray Report has been leaked

Here is the full leaked report on the alleged parties at 10 Downing Street from Sue Gray...

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Jan 2022 30 18:38

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Very good C/T, hopefully not true
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Jan 2022 30 21:03

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Sounds about right [Angry.png] [Angry.png] [Angry.png] .
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Jan 2022 31 00:03

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I think you may have nailed it CT
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Jan 2022 31 09:04

Re: Breaking News: Sue Gray Report has been leaked

That will probably be the same sort of report that you will get from the Met.
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Good news for us caretakers though: New brand of paint coming soon to a DIY store near you - if you have problems with damaged or stained walls - Sue Gray - guaranteed to cover everything up!

Seriously though it is embarrassing how stupid the police and government think the public are and what a bunch of hypocrites.
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Jan 2022 31 10:24

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I'm not sure that Boris would get the words in the right order.

Seriously though I would have a little more respect if they just came out and said "fair cop we broke the rules" at least then we could move on dealing with the truth..
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Jan 2022 31 12:55

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Bring a bottle party to Downing Street and the police on duty at the gate did not notice all these people turning up and heading to the back garden of number 10 with bottles so you could in fact carry an AK7 in without it being noticed, police and number 10 need to say "It's a fair cop" for a change. [Crazy.png]

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Jan 2022 31 13:19

Re: Breaking News: Sue Gray Report has been leaked

The report is due to be released to the public within the next few hours (minus any serious breaches that are under the MET office investigation).

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