90 yr old Bob was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his annual health check. The doctor gave Bob a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sample to me tomorrow."
The next day, Bob reappeared at the doctor’s surgery and gave his jar to the doctor, which was as clean and empty. The doctor asked what happened?
Bob explained, "Well you see, doc, it’s like this."
"First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing. I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even asked Sally, the young girl next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked the girl next door?"
Bob replied, "Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open."
Bob's annual health check
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Re: Bob's annual health check
An old lady took her deaf husband to the doctors and after the examination the doctor said "i want a sperm sample, stool sample and a urine sample from your husband", the old boy looked at his wife and said "What did he say" and his wife replied "He wants your under pants".
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