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Jul 2022 23 13:58

Post your "Funny News Headlines"

Just reading the BBC News website when one of the news headlines caught my eye. The headline was:

Heading to Disneyland, but delays are taking the Mickey

News reporters often make funny headlines out of news stories. Like...

Someone has stolen the toilets from the police station

Police say they have nothing to go on.


Over to you... [Big grin.png]

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Jul 2022 24 10:37

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Saw this a few weeks back:
Rising prices and shortage fuels anger at local garage forecourt [fever.png]
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Jul 2022 24 10:51

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Lincolnshire council say the melting tarmac has filled all it's pot holes. [Big grin.png]

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Jul 2022 24 11:59

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The man who fell into an 'upholstery' machine, is alright now. He's fully "recovered" . . . .
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Jul 2022 24 13:21

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Consumers are calling the recent electricity price rises shocking [Scared.png]
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Jul 2022 25 12:42

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Here's one for you CT. "Bonnie Tyler offered a small Electric Kia as sponsorship, but She's holding out for a Nero!" [Big grin.png]
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Jul 2022 25 14:22

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There are a couple in the paper today. First is about a middle aged woman nicking a neighbours veg and the headline is.. Breach of the Peas!
Second is about Police Officers being trained how to handle swans that have landed on Motorways etc.Headline... Swans? Call in the flying squad! [Big grin.png]
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