Peters class was on a school trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked the Policeman if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the Policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Peter asked, “Then...? why didn't you keep him when you took his photo?"
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The maths teacher saw that Peter wasn't paying attention in class. So she called him and said, 'Peter! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Peter quickly replied, 'BBC2, Channel 4, E4+1 and Channel 5 +1 miss'
How kids think
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Teacher asks "Can someone give me a sentence with the word Fascinate in it?" Johnny says, "Miss, I've got a coat with 9 buttons, but I can only Fascinate"!
Or "Can someone give me a sentence with the word Judicious in it?" Little Jenny says, "Miss, Hands that Judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild, green......Fairy Liquid"![[Big grin.png]](./images/smilies/Big%20grin.png "[Big grin.png]")
Or "Can someone give me a sentence with the word Judicious in it?" Little Jenny says, "Miss, Hands that Judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild, green......Fairy Liquid"
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The teacher asks "Does any one know on the map where India is" and little Johnny says " Well I'm not too sure but it cant be far as my m8 Nurinda goes home for dinner".
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Sorry all but I don't know any clean "Johnny" jokes. ![[Scared.png]](./images/smilies/Scared.png "[Scared.png]")
![[Confused.png]](./images/smilies/Confused.png "[Confused.png]")
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Who said they had to be clean??
i'm going to need a bigger bucket! ![[JawDropped.png]](./images/smilies/JawDropped.png "[JawDropped.png]")
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