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As soon as I walked through the front door, just one quick look around and I loved it. It had everything I wanted.
I walked up to the man standing there and eagerly asked “How much a month for this lovely apartment.”
He just looked at me and smiled.
He said “Sir, this is a liquor store (off-licence UK).”
I'll get my coat.
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