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Sep 2023 29 17:28

New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

I don't often get American humour, but I actually got this one...

You know the Earth is made up of 71% water

"Yes"

That's uncarbonated water right...

"Yes that's accurate!"

So the Earth is flat then!


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Sep 2023 30 03:52

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

Makes sense to me.
If water is in a puddle then it is flat.
If water is on a ball then it rolls off.
If the earth is round then why hasn't the water rolled off? [Confused.png] [Crazy.png]
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Sep 2023 30 07:10

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

Disturbingly, that is an argument put forward by real flerfs. (Flat earthers)
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

Rushfan wrote: 30th Sep 2023 at 7:10am Disturbingly, that is an argument put forward by real flerfs. (Flat earthers)
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Sep 2023 30 18:56

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

I watched a documentary about them.

One ended up spending $25k. on some super hi-tec laser gizmo which basically proved the earth was round.

His face was a picture.
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Oct 2023 01 13:09

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

jay wrote: 30th Sep 2023 at 6:56pm I watched a documentary about them.

One ended up spending $25k. on some super hi-tec laser gizmo which basically proved the earth was round.

His face was a picture.
Was that Bob Knodel and his laser gyroscope?
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Oct 2023 02 08:16

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

I watch a guy on you tube called Sci man dan.
He has a segment called "flat earth fridays" it's hilarious, he basically picks apart the various scientific failings of flat earther vids.
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

Vera wrote: 2nd Oct 2023 at 8:16am I watch a guy on you tube called Sci man dan.
He has a segment called "flat earth fridays" it's hilarious, he basically picks apart the various scientific failings of flat earther vids.
Iv seen this guy a few time also, your right he is very good a pulling apart the ridiculous flat earth nonsense!
He also done something called tin hat Tuesday [Like.png]
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Oct 2023 02 13:00

Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat

Sci man Dan is good. I loved his Tin foil Tuesday episodes on Facebook science.
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