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welshhunk
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I have to vintage sooty and sweep puppets for sale.
I don’t want much for them.
I just want them off my hands .
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wake me up before you gogo.
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Vera
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They would come in handy
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i'm going to need a bigger bucket!
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes
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ElGuapo
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I'm selling my old hoover. It was only collecting dust.
I don't have a PhD, but I do have a pee each day.
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twiglets
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I've been trying to throw away and old boomerang for ages- It keeps coming back
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welshhunk
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I thought mine was poor .
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wake me up before you gogo.
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Gazza
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I have a 20cm ruler for sale and as a bonus im throwing in 10cm free of charge
Opinions are like Derry-airs, everyone has one, but some stink and are full of the brown stuff
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DieselPunk
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Prison is only a word to some people,
To others it's a sentence.
PRINGLES - 'once you pop, you can't stop'
Why do they come with re-sealable lids?
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twiglets
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I've popped to Screwfix for a Long Weight- been here ages
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Vera
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twiglets wrote: ↑18th Jan 2024 at 2:48pm
I've popped to Screwfix for a Long Weight- been here ages
Same here waited ages for a long stand !
i'm going to need a bigger bucket!
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes
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Maverick
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Vera wrote: ↑18th Jan 2024 at 3:14pm
Same here waited ages for a long stand !
Well corrected Vera.
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You were only meant to dust the flipping floors off