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welshhunk
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Maverick wrote: ↑ 18th Jan 2024 at 5:04pm
Well corrected Vera.
I think both are correct.
wake me up before you gogo.
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I feel Sky Hooks and Glass Nails will be up next
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Maverick
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thecaretaker wrote: ↑ 19th Jan 2024 at 11:14am
I feel Sky Hooks and Glass Nails will be up next
Buckets of steam, black and white striped paint and left handed screwdrivers added to the list.
You would need a long stand waiting for those.
You were only meant to dust the flipping floors off
Vera
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Spirit level bubbles, Tartan paint and my favourite left handed screws for left handed people.
i'm going to need a bigger bucket!
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Taz
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by Taz » 19th Jan 2024 at 2:57pm
Don't forget the glass hammers!
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Skirting board ladders and a tin of elbow grease
"I know that you are really busy (And I can't be bothered), but..." "Could you just...?" "When you get a chance... No rush. (But what I actually mean is right now)"
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My urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a Whim Away, A Whim Away.......
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"I've told you a million times-- DON@T EXAGERATE!!"
twiglets
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sorry DON'T
Keyolder
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The above jokes just make me think of those poor apprentices…
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