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longlegs
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Hello all
I've been a "premises operative" for just over 2 years now, in a large secondary. And recently had a job offer to be "facilities manager" for a meduim-ish primary ( which have the exact same job description, funnily enough)
My 20 years of working life has been in welding/fabrication/installation, with my apprenticeship actually being in carpentry.
Anywho... I've actually nosed around this forum in the past (very informative for someone new to working in a school) so wanted to say hello and warn you all I'll be hanging around making bad jokes and picking your brains from time to time.
Hope you're all having a good weekend!
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Welcome to the site, the best place for a chat with like-minded people who know what you can be expected to do with little or no resources!
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Welcome aboard. We like bad jokes
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Welcome Longlegs
Looking forward to the jokes
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Welcome to the site, you will have to be going some to beat some of the bad jokes we get in here already
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Welcome aboard, much knowledge and information available here if you need it.
longlegs wrote: ↑23rd Mar 2024 at 10:16am
I'll be hanging around making bad jokes and picking your brains from time to time.
I recently found out there were 26 letters in the alphabet, always thought there were 25, I don’t know y
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longlegs
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Keyolder wrote: ↑23rd Mar 2024 at 12:12pm
I recently found out there were 26 letters in the alphabet, always thought there were 25, I don’t know y
Excellent!
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Welcome aboard .
Remember after each bad joke to take your coat with you.
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Good morning longlegs and welcome. Just how long are your legs?
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Welcome Longlegs. Looking forward to the bad jokes!