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EBJ
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Oct 2018 10 13:24

Have a laugh

As it's mid week i thought another corny joke of mine may cheer you up until Friday comes around.

Two chinees guys break into a distillery and one turns to the other as they are going through the plant "is this whiskey ?" and the other guy says "No not as whiskey as robing a bank". [Big grin.png]

OK i am on me bike. [Blush.png]
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Oct 2018 10 13:41

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[Big grin.png] I like it [Crazy.png]
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Oct 2018 10 15:14

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[Big grin.png] [Like.png]

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Oct 2018 10 15:23

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[Like.png] [Waving.png]
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Oct 2018 10 20:28

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[Happy.png] [Happy.png] [Happy.png]
wake me up before you gogo.

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Oct 2018 11 07:39

Re: Have a laugh

Love it bro. [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png]
"Life is tough, It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Oct 2018 11 08:57

Re: Have a laugh

reminds me of the time the dustman asked the Chinese man where's he's wheelybin was

but I couldn't possibly tell it all on here [Blush.png] [Blush.png]
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Re: Have a laugh

[Happy.png] made my gloomy morning better
EBJ wrote:
Wed, 10th Oct 2018, 1:24pm
As it's mid week i thought another corny joke of mine may cheer you up until Friday comes around.

Two chinees guys break into a distillery and one turns to the other as they are going through the plant "is this whiskey ?" and the other guy says "No not as whiskey as robing a bank". [Big grin.png]

OK i am on me bike. [Blush.png]
success is a project that's always under construction [Big grin.png]

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