A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi me."
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called: "e by gum"
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VW have released an Electric Car specifically for people who live in Yorkshire. You guessed it ,it is called the...
Only in Yorkshire
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Only in Yorkshire
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Get ‘im DR. [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_cheesy.gif]
N=R* x Fp x Ne x Fl x Fi x Fc x (1+Nr) x Fm x L
(If you and I were in the staffroom, it would be the only even prime number.)
Come the revolution, I won't be able to afford the petrol to get there.
(If you and I were in the staffroom, it would be the only even prime number.)
Come the revolution, I won't be able to afford the petrol to get there.
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Re: Only in Yorkshire
I knew that would raise an eyebrow or two [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]
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Yes DR get down to Hastings- Direct! [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]
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Directions are easy.... Take routes 10 + 66 [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
i'm going to need a bigger bucket!
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes
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And if ya feet get wet you’ve gone to far.
N=R* x Fp x Ne x Fl x Fi x Fc x (1+Nr) x Fm x L
(If you and I were in the staffroom, it would be the only even prime number.)
Come the revolution, I won't be able to afford the petrol to get there.
(If you and I were in the staffroom, it would be the only even prime number.)
Come the revolution, I won't be able to afford the petrol to get there.
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Re: Only in Yorkshire
Yep, the entire UK is up North to me, even London is 63 miles North from me. France is closer [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]
So close in fact...
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