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Only in Yorkshire

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi me."

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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called: "e by gum"

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VW have released an Electric Car specifically for people who live in Yorkshire. You guessed it ,it is called the...

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Re: Only in Yorkshire

Get ‘im DR. [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_cheesy.gif]
N=R* x Fp x Ne x Fl x Fi x Fc x (1+Nr) x Fm x L
(If you and I were in the staffroom, it would be the only even prime number.)

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jay wrote: 14th Dec 2021 at 12:43pm Get ‘im DR. [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_cheesy.gif]
I knew that would raise an eyebrow or two [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]

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Yes DR get down to Hastings- Direct! [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]
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Rockstar wrote: 14th Dec 2021 at 5:17pm Yes DR get down to Hastings- Direct! [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]
Directions are easy.... Take routes 10 + 66 [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
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Vera wrote: 14th Dec 2021 at 5:57pm Directions are easy.... Take routes 10 + 66 [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
And if ya feet get wet you’ve gone to far.
N=R* x Fp x Ne x Fl x Fi x Fc x (1+Nr) x Fm x L
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jay wrote: 14th Dec 2021 at 8:10pm And if ya feet get wet you’ve gone to far.
Yep, the entire UK is up North to me, even London is 63 miles North from me. France is closer [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_laugh.gif]

So close in fact...

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