Heading to Disneyland, but delays are taking the Mickey
News reporters often make funny headlines out of news stories. Like...
Someone has stolen the toilets from the police station
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Over to you...
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Post your "Funny News Headlines"
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Post your "Funny News Headlines"
Just reading the BBC News website when one of the news headlines caught my eye. The headline was:
Heading to Disneyland, but delays are taking the Mickey
News reporters often make funny headlines out of news stories. Like...
Someone has stolen the toilets from the police station
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Over to you...
Heading to Disneyland, but delays are taking the Mickey
News reporters often make funny headlines out of news stories. Like...
Someone has stolen the toilets from the police station
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Over to you...
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Saw this a few weeks back:
Rising prices and shortage fuels anger at local garage forecourt![[fever.png]](./images/smilies/fever.png "[fever.png]")
Rising prices and shortage fuels anger at local garage forecourt
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Lincolnshire council say the melting tarmac has filled all it's pot holes.
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The man who fell into an 'upholstery' machine, is alright now. He's fully "recovered" . . . .
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Consumers are calling the recent electricity price rises shocking ![[Scared.png]](./images/smilies/Scared.png "[Scared.png]")
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it...
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Here's one for you CT. "Bonnie Tyler offered a small Electric Kia as sponsorship, but She's holding out for a Nero!"
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There are a couple in the paper today. First is about a middle aged woman nicking a neighbours veg and the headline is.. Breach of the Peas!
Second is about Police Officers being trained how to handle swans that have landed on Motorways etc.Headline... Swans? Call in the flying squad!
Second is about Police Officers being trained how to handle swans that have landed on Motorways etc.Headline... Swans? Call in the flying squad!
You see, Rock and Roll isn't a career or hobby - it's a life force. It's something very essential. - The Edge.
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Very funny...
Just read in the Express: In Europe, 35 battery gigafactories will be up and running by 2035 – the date from which the sale of new diesel and petrol cars will be banned. The European Union has provided €6bn worth of financial incentives to turbocharge this process.
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