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An old guy had an accident in his car with a young arogant driver who got out of his car and threatened to punch hell out of the old guy unless he gave him cash to repair his car, the old guy said he did not have that sort of cash and would have to contact his son who trained dolphins for a living.
The arrogant young guy told him to phone him and when the old guy got through the young guy grabbed the phone and shouted down the phone your old dad has crashed into my car and unless i get the cash to repair it i am going to beat him and you up.
A short time later a van arrived, and the old man's son got out and ten big guys who set about beating up the young guy, as this was happening the son went up to his dad and said "Dad i train Navey Seas not Dolphins".
Sigillum Militum Xpisti (The Seal of the Soldier of Christ)
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