My racing snail

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Aug 2023 30 15:14

My racing snail

I have a racing snail. I removed its shell to make it more streamlined, but it didn't work - if anything...
It was more sluggish.

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Aug 2023 30 15:18

Re: My racing snail

It's the way he tells 'em [Big grin.png]
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it... [Crazy.png]
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
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Aug 2023 30 15:22

Re: My racing snail

Man goes to a fancy dress party carrying his girlfriend on his back, the host says "what have you come as?"
"A snail" he says, "Thats michelle" [Big grin.png]
i'm going to need a bigger bucket! [JawDropped.png]
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes [Like.png]
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