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My racing snail

Posted: 30th Aug 2023 at 3:14pm
by thecaretaker
I have a racing snail. I removed its shell to make it more streamlined, but it didn't work - if anything...
It was more sluggish.

Re: My racing snail

Posted: 30th Aug 2023 at 3:18pm
by Keyolder
It's the way he tells 'em [Big grin.png]

Re: My racing snail

Posted: 30th Aug 2023 at 3:22pm
by Vera
Man goes to a fancy dress party carrying his girlfriend on his back, the host says "what have you come as?"
"A snail" he says, "Thats michelle" [Big grin.png]