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New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 29th Sep 2023 at 5:28pm
by thecaretaker
I don't often get American humour, but I actually got this one...
You know the Earth is made up of 71% water
"Yes"
That's uncarbonated water right...
"Yes that's accurate!"
So the Earth is flat then!
Don't believe anyone that tells you different
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 30th Sep 2023 at 3:52am
by trout39843
Makes sense to me.
If water is in a puddle then it is flat.
If water is on a ball then it rolls off.
If the earth is round then why hasn't the water rolled off?
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 30th Sep 2023 at 7:10am
by Rushfan
Disturbingly, that is an argument put forward by real flerfs. (Flat earthers)
Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 30th Sep 2023 at 8:58am
by Keyolder
Rushfan wrote: ↑30th Sep 2023 at 7:10am
Disturbingly, that is an argument put forward by real flerfs. (Flat earthers)
I once knew a flat-earther, he was strange. It was easier to agree with him than not…
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 30th Sep 2023 at 6:56pm
by jay
I watched a documentary about them.
One ended up spending $25k. on some super hi-tec laser gizmo which basically proved the earth was round.
His face was a picture.
Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 1st Oct 2023 at 1:09pm
by Rushfan
jay wrote: ↑30th Sep 2023 at 6:56pm
I watched a documentary about them.
One ended up spending $25k. on some super hi-tec laser gizmo which basically proved the earth was round.
His face was a picture.
Was that Bob Knodel and his laser gyroscope?
Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 2nd Oct 2023 at 8:16am
by Vera
I watch a guy on you tube called Sci man dan.
He has a segment called "flat earth fridays" it's hilarious, he basically picks apart the various scientific failings of flat earther vids.
Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 2nd Oct 2023 at 11:21am
by Sparky
Vera wrote: ↑2nd Oct 2023 at 8:16am
I watch a guy on you tube called Sci man dan.
He has a segment called "flat earth fridays" it's hilarious, he basically picks apart the various scientific failings of flat earther vids.
Iv seen this guy a few time also, your right he is very good a pulling apart the ridiculous flat earth nonsense!
He also done something called tin hat Tuesday
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Re: New discovery, the Earth Really is Flat
Posted: 2nd Oct 2023 at 1:00pm
by Rushfan
Sci man Dan is good. I loved his Tin foil Tuesday episodes on Facebook science.