Some you win, some you loose

[EBJ]

I was flying a kite with my grandson and a guy comes up and says "you flying your kite" i look at him confused and reply "No i am fishing for birds", some you win.

Stopped my car and ask a guy near by how do you get to the village hall and he replies "My brother takes me" and some you loose.

[trout39843]

I pulled into a garage with a flat tire.
The mechanic asked if I got a flat.
I said "nope, the other three just suddenly inflated!"

[EBJ]

I pulled into a garage with a flat tire.
The mechanic asked if I got a flat.
I said "nope, the other three just suddenly inflated!"

You could have said no only on the bottom of the tyre the rest is still round lol, have a good day Trout.

[JeffW]

I was flying a kite with my grandson and a guy comes up and says "you flying your kite" i look at him confused and reply "No i am fishing for birds", some you win.

This reminds me of an old Jethro story,

(you've gotta read in his west country accent)


He said; I noticed a fire in my barn, so I phoned the fire brigade.

They said no problem sir, we'll be out to you soon.

I said, to be honest you'll never find my farm, so I'll stand at the bus stop at end of the road and I'll direct your from there.

So off I went, but when I got to the bus stop there was a big group of skinheads there, and one of em said to me; You waiting for a bus ?!?!?

I said, No, I'm waiting for a fire engine.



And that's when the trouble started

[Keyolder]

A genuine tale of “some you win, some you lose”.

I had just left school and started work as an apprentice electrician, after receiving my first weeks’ pay packet, not a lot back then at £6 something. I bought myself a cheap pretend leather wallet and folded the notes inside, of course I put the wallet in my back pocket and got the bus home. On the floor of the bus, I noticed a £1 note near my foot (that was a lot of money back then), of course I put my foot over the note wondering what to do? Eventually I bent down discretely picked up the note and put it in my pocket.

At my stop I got off the bus walked away and examined the £1 note to see if it was genuine, it was so I reached into my back pocket to put my ill-gotten gains away in my shiny new wallet but, yes you guessed it no wallet, it was gone…

[Drone]

Working in my front garden when a bloke passing by asked "What`s time then mate?" I told him that it is a man made construct designed to measure the permanence of matter in space. Seemed an odd sort of question though.

[Dunnickin]

A Police officer approached me in the street and said "I'm looking for a suspect male with one eye"

I replied "If you use both eyes you might find him more quickly"

[thecaretaker]

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen overnight.

The investigation wasn't going very well, Police said they have nothing to go on.

[Richard M]

I suppose its related . . . . . . .
I was asked If I had tried blindfolded archery? No, I replied.
You don't know what your missing!

[trout39843]

I just bought some batteries, but they weren't included.