I was in Asda using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hi! How are you?"
Embarrassed... I said, "I'm ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?"
I said, "Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!"
Then I hear, "Can I come over?"
Annoyed... I said "Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idᴉot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
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Rest break
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Very good Trout m8. [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
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Re: Rest break
Very good. I had to translate it first lol
Rest break = Going to the loo
Restroom = Toilet
Stall = cubical
Rest break = Going to the loo
Restroom = Toilet
Stall = cubical
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Very funny [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif] [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
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