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Dec 2023 17 15:19

Rest break

I was in Asda using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hi! How are you?"

Embarrassed... I said, "I'm ok!"

The voice said, "So what are you up to?"

I said, "Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!"

Then I hear, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed... I said "Excuse me?!?!."

Then the voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idᴉot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
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Dec 2023 17 17:04

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Very good Trout m8. [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]

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Dec 2023 17 19:10

Re: Rest break

Very good. I had to translate it first lol [Big grin.png]

Rest break = Going to the loo
Restroom = Toilet
Stall = cubical

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Dec 2023 18 10:01

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Very funny [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif] [--- (The seasonal word only permitted in December) ---_grin.gif]
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Dec 2023 18 11:02

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Pure Victor Meldrew [Big grin.png]
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