Just curious about songs
Moderators: inspector, Dragonrider, jay, thecaretaker
Forum rules
Some content may contain nuts! Remember, do not post anything that is likely to offend other peoples religious beliefs, sexual orientation, political views, nationality, race, colour, age, education (or lack of it), chosen way of life or disabilities. Do not use any inappropriate language (swear words) or post any pornographic images. Apart from that, have fun!
WARNING!
Some content may contain nuts! Remember, do not post anything that is likely to offend other peoples religious beliefs, sexual orientation, political views, nationality, race, colour, age, education (or lack of it), chosen way of life or disabilities. Do not use any inappropriate language (swear words) or post any pornographic images. Apart from that, have fun!
- trout39843
- Registered Member
- Posts: 2321
- Joined: 4th May 2008 at 12:04pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
03:28
Just curious about songs
I've been listening to these songs for years and am wondering if I hear them right.
Elton John; “hold me closer Tony Danza. Count the headlights in the high weeds. Lay me down on sheets of lentils. You had a business day today.”
Steve Winwood; “Bring me an iron lung. Oh oh.”
B.T.O; “and I been baking carrot biscuits, every day. Baking carrot biscuits any way, and working on a pie.”
C.C.R. ; “there’s a bathroom on the right.”
Just curious folks.
Elton John; “hold me closer Tony Danza. Count the headlights in the high weeds. Lay me down on sheets of lentils. You had a business day today.”
Steve Winwood; “Bring me an iron lung. Oh oh.”
B.T.O; “and I been baking carrot biscuits, every day. Baking carrot biscuits any way, and working on a pie.”
C.C.R. ; “there’s a bathroom on the right.”
Just curious folks.
"Life is tough, It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
(When all else fails, play dead)
- magpie
- Registered Member
- Posts: 1564
- Joined: 12th Mar 2005 at 2:36pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
08:23
Re: Just curious about songs
That's a bit like Peter Kay and his misheard lyrics Trout my friend ( watch on YouTube). I am an Elton John fan since the 70s and Tiny Dancer is one of my favourite songs
You are only as young as your knees let you feel.
- thecaretaker
- Forum Administrator
- Posts: 7707
- Joined: 15th Jun 2001 at 1:00pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
- trout39843
- Registered Member
- Posts: 2321
- Joined: 4th May 2008 at 12:04pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
09:32
Re: Just curious about songs
Thanks CT, now I'll have to look him up.
"Life is tough, It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
(When all else fails, play dead)
- Obelix27
- Registered Member
- Posts: 69
- Joined: 2nd Aug 2020 at 8:18pm
Feb 2024
29
10:15
Re: Just curious about songs
- magpie
- Registered Member
- Posts: 1564
- Joined: 12th Mar 2005 at 2:36pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
11:21
Re: Just curious about songs
Give it a go my friend, he is very funny
You are only as young as your knees let you feel.
- Keyolder
- Registered Member
- Posts: 5510
- Joined: 24th Jan 2009 at 12:28am
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
12:02
Re: Just curious about songs
Over the years I’ve misheard many lyrics to songs?
I always wondered about the Jimi Hendrix lyrics to Purple Haze: Scuse me while I kiss the sky
I always wondered about the Jimi Hendrix lyrics to Purple Haze: Scuse me while I kiss the sky
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it...
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
- trout39843
- Registered Member
- Posts: 2321
- Joined: 4th May 2008 at 12:04pm
- Job Status: Retired Site Manager
- Gender: Male
Feb 2024
29
13:32
Re: Just curious about songs
I always thought it was,
"scuse me while I kiss this fly."
"scuse me while I kiss this fly."
"Life is tough, It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
(When all else fails, play dead)
- Vera
- Registered Member
- Posts: 3181
- Joined: 28th Jun 2019 at 8:36am
Feb 2024
29
14:48
Re: Just curious about songs
There was a song called Substitute by Clout popular in the late 70's.
My foster sister used to walk around singing "I'm a Prostitute"
We didn't tell her it was too funny.
Does anyone remember the larger tins of food often referred to as "family sized tins"
Same sister went into the shop and asked for a "Family sized tin of dog meat please"
My foster sister used to walk around singing "I'm a Prostitute"
We didn't tell her it was too funny.
Does anyone remember the larger tins of food often referred to as "family sized tins"
Same sister went into the shop and asked for a "Family sized tin of dog meat please"
i'm going to need a bigger bucket!
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes
There's no such thing as bad weather, Only the wrong clothes
- Taz
- Registered Member
- Posts: 1311
- Joined: 31st Aug 2011 at 8:24pm
Feb 2024
29
16:16
Re: Just curious about songs
Dead ringer for love:
"Ever since I can remember you've been hanging round with Joyce"
Once heard a co-worker say she thought for years that that was how the song went. Didn't believe it when she was first told that it was "hanging round this joint"
Funny how misheard lyrics stick sometimes.
"Ever since I can remember you've been hanging round with Joyce"
Once heard a co-worker say she thought for years that that was how the song went. Didn't believe it when she was first told that it was "hanging round this joint"
Funny how misheard lyrics stick sometimes.