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Jan 2024 19 10:05

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Maverick wrote: 18th Jan 2024 at 5:04pm Well corrected Vera. [Big grin.png]

I think both are correct. [Like.png]
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Jan 2024 19 11:14

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I feel Sky Hooks and Glass Nails will be up next [Big grin.png]

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Jan 2024 19 14:17

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thecaretaker wrote: 19th Jan 2024 at 11:14am I feel Sky Hooks and Glass Nails will be up next [Big grin.png]
Buckets of steam, black and white striped paint and left handed screwdrivers added to the list.

You would need a long stand waiting for those. [Big grin.png]
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Jan 2024 19 14:37

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Spirit level bubbles, Tartan paint and my favourite left handed screws for left handed people.
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Jan 2024 19 14:57

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Don't forget the glass hammers!
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Jan 2024 19 15:00

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Skirting board ladders and a tin of elbow grease
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Jan 2024 19 16:11

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My urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a Whim Away, A Whim Away....... [Big grin.png] [Big grin.png]
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Jan 2024 19 16:29

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"I've told you a million times-- DON@T EXAGERATE!!" [Big grin.png]
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Jan 2024 19 16:29

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sorry DON'T [Shock.png]
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Jan 2024 20 12:20

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The above jokes just make me think of those poor apprentices… [Big grin.png]
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